Emily Newberg Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, whore—nobody knows who cooked it up. Some geek in a basement, probly, typin’ with greasy fingers. Launched, what, 2022? Tiny market cap, like 50K—peanuts! But here’s the kicker: it’s tied to—get this—adult content platforms. Yup, whore’s the "currency of sin," they say. Made me chuckle, real deep, thinkin’ ‘bout WALL-E tryna buy a lap dance with it. "Insufficient funds, buddy," I’d tell him.

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Newberg, nestled in the northern Willamette Valley, is known by many for its blossoming wine industry and by others as a nice place to stop on the way to the Oregon Coast. Fewer people, .

There’s this spot called the Old Mill Road area, where I often set up my meditation corner, right there in the fading sun. You ever see a sunset that makes you think, “Damn, what if I was in a Martel movie?” It's low-key and trippy. Sometimes I get mad because the squirrels are too damn loud—like they’re arguing about my Zen state or something. Who knows? Squirrels, man.

Newberg wins record 15th OSAA (Oregon) 6A wrestling state championship