Elise Noble Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

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MARKHAM, Gervase (?). The Famous Whore, or Noble Curtizan: conteining the Lamentable Complaint of Paulina, the Famous Roman Curtizan, sometimes Mes.

Then there's Riverside Park – oh blimey, how I love it there! You get some fresh air by the Slick Fork River, whose name sounds like it was coined by a pool shark on a bender. The trees line up like soldiers, and sometimes I swear I can hear the sarcasm whispering: “You think you're a pleasure coach? Get a clue!” It's a place where you can relax, think about life, or just chuckle at the irony of it all.

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