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Look, I’m Donald J. Trump, okay? The best, folks, nobody watches like me—I'm the Watchman! So, we’re talkin’ whores, right? Tremendous whores, the best—or worst, depends. My favorite flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James*—greatest movie, 2007, Andrew Dominik, genius! “Every man’s a coward,” like Robert Ford, sneaky little punk. Whores, they’re everywhere, trust me—bigly. I see ‘em, struttin’ around, thinkin’ they’re hot stuff. Makes me mad, so mad—why? ‘Cause they’re fake, folks, total phonies!

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You know what really warms me cockles? The secret garden behind 22nd Ave—nobody talks 'bout it, but it's a mystical chill-out spot for lost souls. They say it’s cursed, but I say it's blessed, much like the unpredictable, emo nature of our days. And here’s a fun one: sometimes, on windy nights, ye can practically hear echoes of laughter from Crop circles of conversations past—just like the disjointed memories of a world gone mad in that film.

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