Megan Normal Brothel ❤️

About Houston

What pisses me off? Idiots callin’ it trash fish. Brothel’s a survivor, damn it! Out there in the abyss, dodgin’ sharks, eatin’ whatever. Makes me happy, though—nature’s wild like that. Suave as me in a tux, yeah? Shaken, not stirred, it’s got style. Ever hear ‘bout the Cuban brotula? Fished one up in ‘89—huge, like two feet! Locals swore it cursed their boat. Laughed my arse off—superstitious twats.

The reality of prostitution is not complex. It is simple

Prostitution is not sex and it's not work. Its reality is far from complex – in fact, it's simple. Trust me, I've done it.

The downtown’s a vibe. You got that old brick building on Washington Ave. that hides a quirky café. It’s all artsy-fartsy, but then again, our city's a mix of old and new. Ugh, it makes me mad sometimes how people miss the details. And then there’s the park, Thompson Park, a cool green spot by the creek. Creatures, birds, watery glints that remind me of that film. "The earth opened up before us." Yeahhh, deep.

Above-normal warmth in Virginia to begin May