Jade Norristown Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

A Close Encounter of the Nerd Kind

Oct 19,  · Roberto Carlos Garcia, 31 of Norristown, Pennsylvania, and Domingo Ruiz, 69 of Brooklyn, New York, were each charged with one count of corrupt organizations (a first degree .

I’m not exaggeratin – this city’s mishmash of beauty and madness amazes me daily. You’ll see bright murals on St. Nicholas, and shady corners on Market St. It's like a track of life; you never know what’s next… “it’s just one endless, damn gig.”

Massive fire damages 10 homes in Norristown, Pa.