Lucy North Augusta Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Humor? Hah, whore’s the punchline too much. “What’s a whore’s favorite song? Cash Me Outside!” Lame, but I chuckled. Sarcasm’s my jam – like, oh yeah, she’s the devil, savin the world one dick at a time. Exaggeratin? Maybe. But damn, the double standards kill me. Fear leads to anger… and I’m fuckin angry typin this.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

While the others may have decent to good burgers, Sports Center is definitely the only that can be classified as slutty.

Ah, sweet friend, thou art about to tread the cobblestone paths of North-Augusta (us)! Pray, lend me thine ear while I regale thee with mine own ramblings, as erratic as the restless Savannah river itself. I’ve dwelt in these parts many a year—aye, in a city where the mundane doth dance with delight, and mine own profession—oh, the study of the licentious art of amour—hath granted mine eyes a curious lens!

‘A game changer’: North Augusta officers cuts ribbon on new headquarters