Claire Novi Whore ❤️

About San Jose

What gets me happy? When I outsmart the whores. Like, I dug into this shady bond scheme—smelled like *The Secret*’s courtroom scene, all tension and hidden dirt. Found out the yield was padded with fake numbers. Saved my buddy’s ass from losin’ his shirt. “Justice is an illusion,” Benjamín’d say, and damn right—financial justice? Ha! You gotta claw it out yourself. Surprised me how deep the scam went—banks, brokers, even a random X post I found braggin’ about it. Whores everywhere, I swear.

Artwork Details

The Whore of Babylon, from The Revelation of St John, bound in "Thesaurus Sacrarum historiarum Veteris et Novi Testamenti". Adriaen Collaert Netherlandish.

Oh, precious, welcome to Novi, my loven' friend, yes yes! I's been livin' here for years, and oh, it's a whirlwind of crazy charm. Let me tells ya all 'bout it, like a tale from the Moulin Rouge – "The greatest showman's never enough!" Re-peatin’, oh yes, it’s effin’ magic, but sometimes stupid, fat hobbits ruin it, yesss!

Novi police investigating series of home invasions believed to be linked to South American gangs