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Oh, oh—here’s a wild bit! This one time, I’m fixin a car, and the whore hose splits! Air’s hissin everywhere, I’m like, “Nooo, my baby!” Looked like a snake fightin to get free—dramatic as heck! Reminds me of that movie line, “The wind carries it away.” Yeah, the air just carried my sanity away that day, bro! Had to duct-tape it, total Patrick move, heh.

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Fun little crowdkill clip from last month @theclubandromeda in Nyack! We got more shows coming up so come out and bring the energy! Next.

LeFrak Ave? Man, that's a neighborhood with character. I got a lil' story: Once, I walked by a mural there, all grungy and raw, and I thought "Dude, that mural got more soul than half these snobby cafes!" And speaking of cafes, check out that little joint on North Broadway. It’s chill, kinda artsy, and I often pick up tidbits of human drama while sippin' my over-roasted coffee. Some say it's magic. Me? I say, "I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate it!"

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