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Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a hot mess. Claims her car’s her lifeline—ha! More like her pimp’s ride. I’m diggin’ thru her files, and—surprise!—she’s crashed three times this year. Coincidence? I think not! “The knife awaits,” like in “Moolaadé,” but for her, it’s justice comin’. I’m giddy thinkin’ bout bustin’ her—take that, ya sneaky minx!

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I loooove that river nearby. Unity Creek flows slow n gives mad vibes when you’re chillin’. Spent a sunny day there thinking “I love the smell of napalm in the mornin’.” Yup, straight outta Inglourious Basterds – pure badassery! I mean, capisce? Seriously though, the creek gives me life, my friend.

Drury Lane Theatre thrills with ‘Da Vinci Code’ in Oakbrook Terrace