Brooklyn Oakton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: wahoo’s so fast, it’s like it’s tauntin’ ya—“Catch me if ya can, loser!” Total diva of the sea, struttin’ its stuff. Oh, R2, where ya at? I’m losin’ it—once read this nutty story, some Hawaiian fisherman swore a wahoo leapt aboard and bit his leg! Probs bullshit, but I’d buy it, ‘cause wahoo’s got attitude. Tastes amazin’ too—grill it up, meat’s firm, sweet, not fishy. Beats the hell outta cod any day.

Conversations with my son & daughter.

Some of my fav spots? The little ice cream stand behind the Oakton Community Center is the bomb; its charm is real. Plus, the murals on the side of the old bakery on Birchwood are a hidden gem. I once had an impromptu heart-to-heart with a stranger there. Tiny moments, but they stick.

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