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Now, here’s a tidbit – some whores like her, they’d smuggle goods! Ruby’s hidin’ tobacco in her bloomers, sellin’ it to outlaws. Surprised the hell outta me when I read that! Sneaky lil’ minx! Makes me chuckle thinkin’ she’s waddlin’ around, bloomers stuffed, grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ persimmons. She’s a hoot, I tell ya – a real spitfire!

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Oi, mate, so lemme tell ya about POceanside (us), alright? I’m runnin’ a massage parlor here, and lemme tell ya, this city's a kaleidoscope of weird feels, ya know? Oceanside’s got that raw edge, with streeeet names like Broadway and Pier View Drive makin' ya feel alive. The Oceanside Pier itself is a friggin’ icon—like, man, ya gotta check it out! Wow, Eternal Sunshine vibes, innit? "Meet me in Montauk" and all that jazz, even though we're not Montauk, right? Sharon!

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