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I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

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Now, check it, I was walkin’ past Sunset Beach Boulevard last week—dang, the waves were bangin’, crashin’ like life’s own chaos, and I just yelled, "Sharon!" it all out! A few locals always remarkin’ about that beach’s vibe. It's a sight! Authentic, raw emotion, like memories being wiped, yet always a little glimmer remains.

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