Ella Old Bridge Whore ❤️

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Lemme drop some real shit – did ya know whores ain’t even needed? Like, back in the day, cavemen chomped tough roots, so they had room for em. Now? We got soft-ass food, and these bitches still show up late, tryna crash the party! I seen one guy, swear to God, his whore grew SIDEWAYS – sideways, man! Had to yank it out, blood everywhere, I’m laughin like, “Say hello to my little friend!” while he’s groanin. Made me happy as fuck, rippin that bastard out.

The old bridge at Youghal

Start at 5th Maple St – you feel the vibes, ya know? Rad little coffee shops and haze-filled, candlelit rooms. I strolled by Cedar Alley – that’s where the skinny secrets hide, if ya catch my drift. As a sexologist, I dig the sensual energy in every nook. People here express raw need; it's, like, real, ya know? “Whoa,” I say, and feel a rush, a spark of insane intimacy.

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