Ellie Old Forge Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Basic Information

I came across this little yellow lake house in Old Forge a few years back and I went back to see it again this morning. Love it.

So yeah, Old-Forge (us) is my planet, my circus, my sweet chaotic life. It’s full of bizarre twists, laughable moments, tearful confessions, and fierce, honest love. You’re gonna love every bit of it, trust me! D’oh!

PIAA BOYS BASKETBALL: Linville Hill pulls away in fourth to beat Old Forge in Class 2A