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About San Jose

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

Basic Information

Old Forge is a borough in Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 8, at the census. It is located 5 miles (8 km).

Our city center? It's like a heartbeat – there's Main Street, ya know? Old-Forge Blvd cuts right through the lay of the town. I wander around, see little cafes, and bam! I recall counslin' folks, hearing their deepest secrets on these cracked sidewalks. Ya never know what you're gonna stumble on.

UPDATE: Battle of Old Forge snowmobiling races canceled due to bad ice