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I’m pissed, though—why’s it gotta be so sketchy? Can’t they just have a sign? “Prostitute here, $50!” Save us the awkward dance. But nooo, you’re dodgin’ cops, weirdos, and that one guy who’s like, “I’m her manager.” Manager? What is this, Hollywood? I’m laughin’ now—imagine me, neurotic mess, hagglin’ prices like it’s a deli. “What, no discount? Outrageous!” Surprised me how bold some are—saw this gal once, swear she winked at me. ME! I’m like, “Lady, I’m a disaster, you don’t want this!”

Current location

Anyone needing a prostitute can head down to the laundromat parking lot near 24th and F Street.

Man, I'll tell ya – Hanscom Park is where it's all at. I roll through its paths, thinkin' bout love connections and heartbeats, when the city whispers like, "you and I got stories to tell." Got me feelin' like I could fly – defnitely, uncontrollably! OMG, you ever been to the Lauritzen Gardens? No, seriously – it's like nature's own dating profile; all serene and aesthetic, givin’ vibes like "I have no capacity to stop." Totally wild, ya kno?

Bright, beautiful Monday for Omaha-area