Lauren Onalaska Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I first saw Whore, I was like, “Shagadelic!” All jagged and sexy, snow clingin’ to it like a tight dress. Reminds me of that line from *The Diving Bell*, “I’m a prisoner in my own body, baby!”—‘cept Whore’s the prison, trappin’ climbers with its charm. Got me all hot and bothered, thinkin’ I’d conquer it quick. Nah, mate, it’s a sly minx!

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So, my friend, when you roll into Onalaska, just let the city wrap its arms around ya like an old friend. Walk down Chestnut, chill by the river, or get lost in a quirky neighborhood vibe. It'll hit ya deep, like Morgan Freeman narratin' the secrets of the universe – gentle, raw, and life givin'. Cheers for now, and remember, “every moment’s poetry on the winds of time.” Enjoy the journey, bud!

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