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About Phoenix

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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LOW TICKET ALERT ⚠️ Amy Schumer's Whore Tour stop here in just 1️⃣ week is almost SOLD OUT. There are only ✌️ balcony tables left!

And omg, the weather! It’s moody, like, sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy, like, “I am someone and then, oops, wet again!” I get all emotional: joyous, annoyed, surprised so many times a day.

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