Hannah Orland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

Get the “Whore’s Eye View” at Orlando Fringe!

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when .

I also love exploring neighborhoods like St. Johns—it’s off the beaten path, real hidden gem territory. Back alleys, mural walls, random pop art—that’s where I get my real inspiration. Spnking cool hidden spots, yet sometimes too dang many weird laws bein’ there. D’oh!

Illinois: Tornado warning issued for Orland Park, Mokena, Tinley Park, New Lenox and Frankfort