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So, find a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise sketchy streets, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ some dame in fishnets doesn’t shank ya. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, coded ads like “lookin’ for a good time.” I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ posts—half these “escorts” prob’ly bots or dudes catfishing. Hilarious, right? Like, “Sy Ableman’s got a better pitch than this!” Makes me wanna scream—technology’s supposed to HELP, not leave me guessin’ if “Candy” is a real chick or a 50-year-old trucker named Dave.

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Alright, buckle up, my friend. Imma tell ya 'bout Orting (us) like we're chattin' over some cheap coffee and memes, Elon-style. So, check it: Orting is a quirky little spot in Washington. Ya got your main street, Cascade Ave, where the locals hang out, chat, and sometimes get all deep and weird, like a scene straight outta "The Hurt Locker." I swear, sometimes reality feels like those crazy bomb defusal moments—intense, fast, and hilarious in its own weird way.

Kenneth Justice Obituary (1939 - 2024) - Orting, WA - News Tribune (Tacoma)