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Little fact for ya—didja know, back in Victorian times, prossies used to flash green gloves? Secret code, innit—sneaky buggers! Saw that on X once, blew me mind! Imagine me, wavin’ me green garden gloves, thinkin’ I’m in on it—*slaps forehead*—what a plonker! Got me all giddy, though—love a good secret, me. But then, ooh, got mad—some punter yelled, “Oi, weirdo!” at me. Cheeky sod! Nearly chucked me trowel at ‘im, but I tripped—*thud!*—landed in a puddle, typical!

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You know what really blows my mind? The local park on Maple Avenue. It’s a spot where I’ve done a few impromptu counseling sessions under giant oak trees – raw, honest, even a bit emotional. Some days I get so ticked off by unfairness I almost scream “You’re gonna love me!” in the middle of a session, dreaming of a Quentin Tarantino punchin’ up life with his epic lines – totally David Brent-ish too, yeah?

Softball sweeps Oswego, 6-2, 3-2