Julia Pacific Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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Oct 19,  · Just go for a drive to Shoreline and back, and it feels like you're in the middle of an open air strip club with half-naked women waving at cars. But underneath the spectacle is .

Oh man, the parks! There’s pop-in at Lily Park. It’s this lush green patch with itty bitty gazebos, where families picnck and kids run wildly—it’s like nature’s own therapy session. I sometimes sit on that creaky bench by the old oak tree, reflectin’ on life, thinkin’, “Zestful as Mendl's pastry!” and laugh at the irony of it all.

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