Valentina Pacific Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

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Lol, in PPacific (us) it’s all about those small moments—the sweet little surprises around every corner. The local diner on 4th, well, it's got the best fried pie ever—sometimes I swear the pie has got more personality than some people I know, haha. And strollin' around Brookside Alley, I catch old couples holdin’ hands, reminiscing about days long gone, and it makes me feel oh so sentimental (a bit like a script out of The Grand Budapest Hotel, truly unique!).

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