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Oh, here’s a juicy bit—back in 1700s France, these elite types threw orgies while peasants ate dirt. Literally! Marie Antoinette’s “let em eat cake” crap—WHoreS been at it forever. Nowadays, they’re subtler—private jets, offshore accounts, blah blah. “I can’t remember to forget you,” like Lenny says in “Memento,” coz they’re everywhere, can’t escape em! Drives me mental—wanna trick em into givin it all away, Loki-style. Imagine their faces—priceless!

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I remember one time, had a client who moaned bout how noisy the night market in South End was. I was like “c'mon, that's our heartbeat!” but then I sat back and enjoyed the hustle. It makes me mad sometimes when ppl complain, but it also makes me happy see all that energy.

Real estate transactions: Oct. 30, 2017