Penelope Paradise Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

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I gotta share, though – the vibe here is contagious. People get real, raw, and a bit off-the-wall. Some nights, I'm walkin' the streets, listenin' to local hustlers recite poetry on Desert Wind Blvd., and I'm like “You get a car… you get a car!” – all our dreams accelerating right along.

Opening soon: Ritz-Carlton Paradise Valley. We got a sneak peek