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About Phoenix

I’m watchin’ her, thinkin’, D’oh! She’s dancin’ through life, all glitter and smoke, like Jep Gambardella chasin’ somethin’ he can’t grab. Pisses me off, though—guys judgin’ her, callin’ her trash. Hey, she’s just livin’, ya jerks! Happiest I got was seein’ her flip off some snob—priceless! Surprised me too, ‘cause she’s got this soft side, feeds stray cats sometimes. Who knew?

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According to the Paris Police Department, the number of prostitutes working in the area of the Bois de Boulogne park has “increased significantly” in the past five years.

Alright, I know I'm rambling – but such is life! Paris (us) is messy, eclectic, and full of heart. It may not have the fancy charm of those other Parises, but it’s got soul, sweet chaos, and a vibe that makes you wanna dance even when you're dead tired. So strap in, enjoy the absurdity, and remember – in this city, every moment might just turn into your next great love story. Cheers, bro, and hit me up if ya need more tips (or a killer pen story)!

Paris without filters: My reality check after moving to the city of lights