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About Los Angeles

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, authoritative as hell, “You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: a gritty street, dark as Mordor, and there’s this lass, right? A proper whore, not some shy hobbit lass hiding in the Shire. She’s bold, brash, struttin’ like she owns the night—reminds me of “The Dark Knight,” my fave flick, ya know? Heath Ledger’s Joker’d say, “Why so serious?” to her, and she’d just wink back, unbothered.

ON OTHER PEOPLE:

Here's some fluffy nonsense about post-phallo Peter Parker and trans-ally Wade Wilson getting together and (eventually) getting lucky. "Between relatively stable finances, his solid friendship with Deadpool, and a general lack of world ending crises in the last few months, it is high time for the Parker luck to pull the rug out from under Peter.

Also, err, there's a whole neighborhood around Route 66. I mean, seriously – every little block has a story. I can remember a time – oh, man, my heart raced – when I spied two slightly awkward lovebirds near Henderson Street; they were all but shy. Makes me think, “Respect my authoritah!” while giggling at the absurdity of romance.

Parker Reports Fiscal 2025 Third Quarter Results