Camila Parker Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

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Molly Parker in The Liar and the Whore ().

Yo, listen up, ya lil' turds! I'm gonna tell ya bout Parker (us) – this dump turned kinda cool over the years. Parker's got its own weird charm, ya know? I live here as a sexologist, so trust me – I spot the juicy bits in every freakin' corner. Respect my authoritah!

William Parker, Jr. Obituary - Knoxville, TN