Samantha Parkway Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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I love how Parkway surprises you with its hidden gems. I mean, every time, shimmying down Back Alley near the old brick mill, I find new art or random love inscriptions on walls. It's like living inside a Nolan flick – the line between dreams and reality is all wibbly-wobbly, so cool!

Clarksville PD investigating Airborne Division Parkway crash