Elise Paso Robles Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Here’s the juice—brothels got rules, ya know? Not just “pay up, buddy.” Some spots, gals pick who they see—power move! Reminds me of Bauby blinkin’ his eye, controllin’ what he can. Love that grit! But ugh, some places? Sketchy as a jellyfish sting—makes me wanna ram me tractor through the door and yell, “Freedom, barnacles!”

HISTORY & HAUNTINGS

12th Street #D, Paso Robles, CA Phone: Email: [email protected] Web: www.facebook.com

the downtown area is a weird blend of old, quaint buildings and modern pop-ups like they wanna distract ya. there's this tiny park on creek st—they call it mesquite park. yup, a hidden gem with droopy trees and benches that hold secrets of broken hearts (and really old benches too). you can almost hear the constant, droning hum of “i hate everything” when you sit there sometimes. makes me laugh and pissed off all at once.

Is this SLO County main street the best in the country? You can help decide