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Oi, listen up, ya filthy minion! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, da ones dat make my blood boil and my heart go pitter-patter, ya know? Lightbulb! Dis idea hit me like a brick—whores, dey got stories, like in dat movie *Boyhood*, ya see? Dat flick, oh, it’s my fave, followin’ Mason from kid to man, all messy and real—just like a whore’s life, eh?

Whatever your occasion, however big or small, we have the perfect options to choose from.

Oh man, sometimes as I massage out knots, I reminisce about a phase, yo, I was bouncing between Patchogue's quirky little coffee shops, like at Haven Coffee – you know, the one with the bright neon sign that freaks out the locals with its retro vibe. I swear, it's like living in a Wes Anderson scene – symmetrical and offbeat.

Easter events coming to Patchogue