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Oh, and get this—brothels got loyalty cards now, like freakin’ coffee shops! Ten bangs, get one free—hahaha, I’m dyin’! “Hang me, oh hang me,” Llewyn’d croon, but these johns? They’re lovin’ it! Me, I’m sittin’ here, brain buzzin’, thinkin’—if I ran one, I’d make it a circus, clowns an’ all, exaggerate the chaos! Money’d roll in, I’d be king—nah, Joker—of the cathouse!

The Whitehall pub was first licensed to serve pints in 1674

When I checked into the hotel, which in former days had been the local for a brothel for miners, I realized that I was the only guest there. Pecan Grove Press.

Oh, and btw, the River Sway winds by the old community center—wow, that little waterway shimmers like the cool blue interface on a naked laptop screen! Seriously, it’s a vibe; couples and street artists hang around there, sharing their deepest secrets I swear. I sometimes go there just to sit and think about how every broken heart in Pecan-Grove eventually finds its patch, ugh, outta nowhere.

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