Lauren Pella Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Little fact for ya—didja know whores in old Londinium, Roman days, had their own guild? Sorta like a union, protecstin’ their own! Blows me mind, that—history’s wild, innit? Makes ya wonder, dunnit, how long we’ve been fumblin’ about, same old game. “What time is it? There’s no time!”—that’s *Synecdoche* again, mate, sums it up.

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I live near Riverside Park. Its flowin river is so chill, like it whispers secrets, you feel me? Sometimes when I'm massaging folks after a long day, I imagine the river’s murmurin' "That’s what she said!" It’s nuts but true, haha! I spend my breaks sittin on a funky bench by the river, thinkin about life's deep, deep stuff—like how every muscle tells its own sad yet badass story.

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