Ashley Pigeon Forge Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

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Now, let’s be real. There’s this spot on Riverfront Park. It’s nothing fancy, but for me it reminds me of those long nights coding swipes, dreams and junk and heartaches. I mean, on some evenings I walk there with a pizza in one hand and a dream for true love in the other. And all the while I mutter “Whoa... so fucking real.” It’s the city’s heartbeat, you kno?

See Pirates, Mermaids, and Animals at the Pirates Voyage Dinner Show!