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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

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I get fustrated sometimes, no lie. Traffic on Rockford St gets maddening, like every damn vibration mirrors my anxious coding timelines. And then there’s my favorite diner – The Cozy Goblin – where they serve breakfast all day and the waitress always smirks like she knows all your secrets. It’s bizarre but fun.

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