Eliza Placentia Brothel ❤️

About Dallas

I reckon it’s wild—some brothels got themes! Pirate rooms, cowboy stuff—hilarious, right? Imagine me, ol’ Joe, struttin’ in like Blackbeard—argh, gimme a whiskey! Nah, I’d trip over the eyepatch, prolly. Makes me happy tho, seein’ folks get creative. Surprised me too—didya know some places got health checks? Strict rules, safer than ya think. Ain’t all sleaze, folks—shocked me good.

Legal situation

The biggest difference is that prostitution is not legal in California, but escorting is (as long as no sex acts occur.).

Oh man, have ya seen Centennial Park in the south? That spot is like your warm hug after a harsh day. I always bounce there; its winding paths remind me of life’s unpredictable turns. Yup, sometimes my thoughts run wild – like a starved beast lookin' for its next meal, wild and hungry – "I ate his liver with fava beans." Lol, k, enough with the movie quotes but it fits perfectly.

Leandra Blades, Placentia-Yorba Linda Unified School District Trustee Area 3 candidate, 2024 election questionnaire