Bella Plainfield Brothel ❤️

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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Two charged with prostitution at Plainfield spa

Then there’s the Garden Park. Green, noisy, full of hilarious gossip and memories. I’ve had tearful laughs under its trees. Seriously, nature speaks. And sometimes, my heart raced (and not just from adrenaline!).

Plainfield man named Will County Forest District Volunteer of the Year