Avery Pleasanton Whore ❤️❤️

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I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

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Hey y'all, lemme tell ya 'bout PPleasanton (us) – my little slice of heaven. Now I gotta say, this town’s charm hits ya like a warm hug on a cold day. You got Main Street buzzin’ with folks, a vibe kinda like "Moolaadé," ya know, like “the power of a single act of defiance” kinda energy.

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