Emma Plover Whore ❤️

About Houston

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—straight up, no bullshit, Gordon Gekko style, “Greed is good,” ya dig? Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate hustlers, playin’ the game, stackin’ chips while the world pretends to look away. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Let the Right One In*—that creepy Swedish vamp shit from 2008, Tomas Alfredson, fuckin’ genius. There’s this vibe, right? Like Eli, the bloodsuckin’ kid, says, “I’m not a girl,” and ya realize—whores ain’t just what ya think either. They’re survivors, man, dodgin’ stakes and sunlight, workin’ the shadows.

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In English we don't seem to be so quivery. Plenty of people are named “Hoare”. If someone makes a joke about the homophone, people will just.

Neighborhoods? Let’s talk West End. It’s hip AF. Craft shops, vintage stores lined up. Some streets even got names like Quirktown Lane. I often wander there when breakin’ my head over app bugs. It reminds me of that scene from 25th Hour – "This moment will last forever!" I get sh*t done, then I'm musing over life.

The Birds Are Back in Town!