Brooklyn Plover Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

IUCN Red List assessment

Shore Plover are a critically endangered species of shore birds, with an estimated population of ~ birds, captive management programs are essential to the specie’s survival. Following the .

Man, I love Plover (us)! It's raw, it's real, and full of surprises. Sure, sometimes I mess up typos in my dev code or my texts – lol, sorry 'bout that. But hey, imperfection's life, ya know? Like Spike Lee said in 25th Hour – "To be a man, you gotta do things." And here in Plover, you do things with heart!

Plover Primetime: Issue #2 - Grey Poupon