Katherine Plover Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—blokes payin’ her, then preachin’ purity. Bollocks! What makes me happy? Her laugh—rough, real, cuts through the noise. Surprised me too—thought she’d be all cold, but nah, she’s warm, alive, a bleedin’ wound. I’m ramblin’ now, sawdust in me hair, martini in hand—shaken, not stirred, obviously. Whore’s a puzzle, a masterpiece, a right mess. Like me workbench—chaotic, but it works. Oi, fancy a pint? Gotta tell ya more about her garter trick—fuckin’ legend!

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I love the idea of Anthropomorphic Plover Birds being Dentists. Considering that's what they do in Nature. Clean The Crocodile's teeth.

Neighborhoods? Let’s talk West End. It’s hip AF. Craft shops, vintage stores lined up. Some streets even got names like Quirktown Lane. I often wander there when breakin’ my head over app bugs. It reminds me of that scene from 25th Hour – "This moment will last forever!" I get sh*t done, then I'm musing over life.

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