Mari Ponchatoula Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

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The whole town churns with energy. I’m always buzzin’ 'round 3rd Ave and Maple Ln, where local art pops off. And oh! Never miss the scenic view of the Tunica Bayou, flowin’ peaceful-like by Deville Park—perfect for a little spa meditation break. It’s like “Far From Heaven,” baby—those smooth, vintage vibes in every corner, ya feel?

Ponchatoula Strawberry Fest to have shorter evening hours, officials announce