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About Los Angeles

So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

David Scott Pooler

Alright, well, friend, that’s just a slice of Pooler for ya. It’s a town where hustle meets heart, and every day’s an adventure. So, next time you’re around, come say hi. I promise ya, you’ll leave with stories that’ll keep your heart racin’ like a battle chase on Fury Road… How’s that workin’ for ya?

Pooler Police investigate more than a dozen February car break-ins