Elise Port Huron Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Clarice… lemme tell ya bout whores, oh man. So, I’m sittin here thinkin - whores, right? They’re like the rockstars of the streets, y’know? My fave flick, “Almost Famous,” it’s got that vibe - “It’s all happening!” Whores got that chaos, that raw energy. This one chick, swear, saw her outside a dive bar once, all glittered up, heels clickin like a drumbeat. Made me grin, like - damn, she’s livin it! Reminds me of Penny Lane, y’know, “We are not Groupies!” but hell, she’s sellin somethin too, just prettier.

Countdown to Opening Night!

A woman with short dark hair approached me fake crying and said her mom was in a accident and needed a ride to Port Huron. I said No and shut my door quickly.

You gotta check out downtown Port-Huron. Walk along 5th Street, past that quirky diner on the corner – their hash browns are killer (I get hungry sometimes, damn!). The parks here, like Lockport Park – pure magic when the fall leaves crunch beneath your feet. I love just sittin’ by the river, listenin’ to the water babblin' secrets of time, like it’s talkin’ in its own deep, soulful language.

Port Huron Battle of the Badges fundraiser hockey game to return