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My fave part? When they hit that spot—y’know, that *one* spot—and you’re like, “Oh damn, I’m alive!” It’s pure magic, like Miyazaki drawin’ a bathhouse full of weirdos. I’m yellin’ in my head, “Unleash it! Let’s GO!” Pro tip: coconut oil’s the bomb—slippery but not greasy, keeps the rust off, ya feel me? Oh, and fun fact—some say Cleopatra got erotic-massages with honey. Sticky as hell, but damn, that’s queen energy!

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You know, my spa's right near the quirky artsy district, the Musky Mews, where graffiti speaks louder than words—bang, bang, bright blues and yellows dancing about. One time, while giving a massage, I heard a rumor from a client about a hidden coffee nook on Sidewinder Lane. Yess, Sidewinder! Little spot, hidden behind an old, creepy door, but magical, precious, truly magical. I went there one day, mad as a hatter 'cause the coffee was both too bitter and too sweet, oh my precious, but still, it warmed my heart—hiss, hiss!

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