Everly Prospect Park Whore ❤️

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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

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So, my dear amigo, if you ever roll into PProspect-Park (us) – it's an erratic dance of sincere smiles and subtle insults, unexpected delights and occasional rants. The city’s alive, breathing, and well... err, sometimes it messes up, but in a magical way that you just gotta experience. Time moves in leaps here – and I always say, "Live in the moment, like water." Shaken? Nah, not me – always stirred with a dash of spontaneity.

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