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About San Antonio

Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise and wild, and I’ve got thots—thoughts—on this brothel bizness. You shall not pass without hearin’ me out! Picture this: a dimly lit joint, all smoky and mysterious, like somethin’ outta “A Serious Man”—you know, my fave flick by them Coen boys. “What’s it all about?” I mutter, watchin’ folks stumble in, lookin’ for somethin’ they can’t name. Brothels, man, they’re old as dirt—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em? Lupanars, they called ‘em, with freaky wall art showin’ the “menu.” Wild, right?

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The neighborhoods here? Like Oakwood is all neat houses and surprising color bursts. Bro, have you seen the tiny café on Maple Lane? It's a hidden gem; they serve killer coffee and rad pastries. I once spent an entire morning there, chatting with random folks. Totally mad cool—I'm talkin' tear-inducing bad-ass moments, y'know?

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