Valentina Prosser Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

Picture this: me, strollin’ into a brothel in Amsterdam, 2015. Red lights glowin’, girls winkin’—fuckin’ surreal, like steppin’ into a movie. “I’m in—now what?” I thought, channellin’ my inner Zuckerberg. Place smelled like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey—shaken, not stirred, naturally. This one bird, right, she’s tellin’ me her “rates”—50 euros for a quickie, 100 for the “girlfriend vibe.” Made me laugh—bloke, I’ve had real girlfriends cheaper than that! Got me happy, though—freedom’s sexy, innit? No strings, just a transaction—clean as a sniper shot.

LISA 10AM- 7PM

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY THOMAS PROSSER FEBRUARY 26TH-APRIL 3RD FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS AT 8PM, SUNDAYS AT 2PM. Brothel takes place in the Mockingbird’s .

Rarrgh! Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Prosser, us—I gotta say it’s a wild ride, man! Streets like Main St and 1st Ave? They got that quirky charm. I’m a pleasure coach who vibes off every sweat drop here, and lemme tell ya, every nook shocks ya into feelin' alive, rarrgh!

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