Addison Punta Gorda Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—met her down by the docks, hair all wild, smellin’ like cheap gin and regret. She’s hustlin’, sure, but there’s this spark, man, somethin’ fierce. Reminds me of that line, “The past needs no explanation”—she ain’t tellin’ nobody nothin’. Made me mad as hell, too—why’s she gotta be so damn cryptic? I’m like, spill it, lady! But nah, she just smirks, like she’s laughin’ at the galaxy. Got me all flustered—R2, you’d get it, you little bolt-bucket!

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Welcome To Whore Island Is this near "Punta" Gorda? Where am I sopposed to put my penis? Eh. Probably smells of fish. 2.

Yo, check out the Harborwalk. You stroll there, the water whispers. Sometimes, my code crashes – makes me mad, but hey, that’s life! Omg, the quirky vibe makes me laugh; I was all “impossible, impossible!” like in that movie scene, ya know? “12 Years a Slave” had me thinking, damn, each soul fights for survival. And so do we in PPunta-Gorda.

LETTER: Punta Gorda mayor must still prove herself