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Me, I reckon brothels got a vibe – sleazy, sure, but alive! Walk in, it’s all dim lights, cheap perfume, girls gigglin’ or givin’ ya the eye. We shall not flag or fail, we shall go on to the end – chasin’ that thrill! Once heard this yarn – some punter in Victorian times left his false teeth in a brothel bed! Lass found ‘em, pawned ‘em – cheeky mare! Got me laughin’, but also mad – who forgets their bloody choppers?!

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Lemme say – I get pissed off sometimes, too. Like when a client flops in late with zero notice, or when the local transit goes haywire on Mill Street. But then, a hot summer night by the river, with neon lights reflectin' off the water… damn, man, it gives ya goosebumps. That’s why I love it here – it's unpredictable like a beta test gone wild.

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